Showing posts with label Loinfire Library. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Loinfire Library. Show all posts

The Loinfire Library descends...

The Chronicler has finally recieved a packet containing the following book:

Decadent, by Shayla Black
"This summer… A girl becomes a woman… and learns she can preserve her virginity… by having anal sex with two men."

Seriously. SmartBitches read it. And we shall too, I'm sure.

The Blurb and the Book trailer can be found on the author's website.

Shagging for World Peace...

Incidentally, the following arrived in the post:

Seduced by Crimson, by Jade Lee
From the woman who brought you Hungry Tigress, she writes of a paranormal Chinatown in L.A., where the Phoenix Tear has to have sex with the Draig-Uisge to unleash the power to save the world.

The Loinfire Library swells...

The Chronicler is delighted (or horrified) to report the latest addition to the Loinfire Library:

Lady of the Upper Kingdom, by Merline Lovelace
Greek Captain, an ignorant warrior, lusts after an Egyptian High Priestess-virgin. The plot decrees that they must marry to unite their two kingdoms!
(Yes, it exists purely to spite you, Anthropologist. The first line of the blurb is "As fast and sleek as a cat.")

Border Bride, by Arnette Lamb
Described by Publisher Weekly as "veering from the ridiculous to the incomprehensible", this book deals with a Scottish Laird and his bride.

The Loinfire Library...

The Sheikh Surgeon's Proposal, by Olivia Gates
How could you possibly resist a handsome boss, playboy surgeon Sheikh Malek Aal Hamdaan, heir to the throne of desert kingdom Damhoor?

Knight of Darkness, by Kinley MacGregor
By the woman who brought you WereHunterWolf: Imagine King Arthur's court in a modern setting, with weredragons and demons serving as knights and the most stupidly overpowered artefacts in the world...

Winter is Past, by Ruth Axtell Morren
Jewish MP hires devout Christian for ailing daughter: conversions and Godgasms ensue.

Virgin Slave, Barbarian King, by Louise Allen
Julia realizes that she's more free as a slave than she ever was as a sheltered Roman virgin.

Warrior or Wife, by Lyn Randal
Lelia the Gladiatrix faces the ultimate choice: independence and the danger of the arena, or an uncertain future with the man she once adored.