The Rules of Engagement

For the pedantic, this is inspired by the indomitable Mrs Giggles and The Regency Romance Drinking Game and The Paranormal Romance Drinking Game, as written by her.

The name of the club is, of course inspired by the ever charming, Lord Sin himself, more commonly known as St John Thornton, the Marquis of Derby, from A Taste of Sin by Connie Mason.

In terms of the specifics, we take one sip (of varying sizes) for an occurance of the following:

The word sensuous;

The word wild, or any synonym thereof;

The words fiery, flaming, or any reference to heat;

Descriptions of hair, eyes or skin;

Dodgy comments (inuuendo, intentional or otherwise);

I’m not a slut!!! moments from the heroine (such as displays of feminine reluctance or schizophrenic protestations);

Description boobs;

Mention of hard cocks;

Description of mucus membranes;

Medical complications (any description of love that taken out of context sounds like a serious medical problem);

Raypes! moments (notice the extra “y”, this refers to any moment which seems as though the hero, is about to rape or sexually harass someone);

The Limp moment (when the hero tries to get it on with some slut-bitch-whore and fails as he doesn't love her)

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